Has it happened to where you couldn't eat out a girl cause her twat smelled so bad?

[gynecologist]

Have you ever went down to eat out a chick and when you get down to munch carpet it smells sooooo bad that you can't munch the carpet?

If so, what excuse did you use to getting out of it?

:drink:

 

[CaptainBone]

Interesting question... I'm guessing it happened to you? lol

I've been with my fair share of girls (I'm not bragging, I'm just saying I've seen some different *****'s in my life) and two of them had a funk. Neither girl was dirty, or should i say, appeared so. Thankfully in my case, the funk could be smelled without going down below. Also, thankfully, lol, in each case I used some BS about no condoms and got two good blow jobs. I never talked to either of them again.

 

[RaoulDuke]

I haven't smelled a nast beaver since high school. After high school every chick I ever went down on had a shaved snatch. I believe the hair panties cause a moist beav which makes it smell moldy down south.

 

[WCBias]

I heard it was red meat. No, I won't go there, it is a very bad, non-sexual odor, unlike my sweaty balls, which are perfectly seasoned for the ol' gag'n'swallow

 

[gynecologist]

I haven't smelled a nast beaver since high school. After high school every chick I ever went down on had a shaved snatch. I believe the hair panties cause a moist beav which makes it smell moldy down south.

Oh you don't like a little cheese on your taco? :thumbsup:

 

[the_czar]

i was with a chick one time and her twat smelled like the monkey cage at the zoo. that was that for in that relationship.

 

[RaoulDuke]

Oh you don't like a little cheese on your taco? :thumbsup:

GYNO Im lactose intolerant!!! But would take a brown helmet from the right girl..............

 

[aceduecetrey]

It really is amazing how many girls that were born down here simply refuse to douche. It is a sickening experience when you go down on one who does not properly clean themselves! Happened to me about 2 weeks ago. If forced to, my advice is to use a lot of saliva and finger them and use your thumb on the clit and some of them will actually fall for it.

 

[kingbill]

The real question is...did you stick your dink in the stink once you realized it was so bad?

 

[Alamorich]

The trick is to do your muff dive early into the encounter. If you play with it and with her for too long the snatch starts to cook in it's own juices and when it comes to a boil it gets stinky.

 

[gynecologist]

The trick is to do your muff dive early into the encounter. If you play with it and with her for too long the snatch starts to cook in it's own juices and when it comes to a boil it gets stinky.

:smoking: Wow so true..

 

[Alamorich]

I was playing with a lady, lots of foreplay, role play etc. When it was time to get animalistic she was really stinking up the room and I was pretty sure if I put my face too close to her snatch I would have barfed so I acted like I just had to get in it but I was hoping if I plugged the hole the thing would stop reeking.

 

[PatPatriot]

Only once then I rolled her on her back.

 

[theo+]

i ate a bad *****.

i just licked the stink right out.

hmm hmmm goodhno:

 

[CodeManReflex85]

I actually had an ex-girlfriend that i ended up breaking up with mostly because of a smelly vagina, I thoughtuke1: it was just something that she would get rid of but about a month went by and i tried again and about passed out, i told the girl i just was interested in her the next day

 

[quantumleap]

I went out with the town whore one time. Her nickname was "stink puss" (no lie). I started getting her clothes off and sure enough I got a wiff of the stink from the pink. I told myself I had to pull a Captain Kirk (to boldly go where no man had gone before) just to tell the guys I did something they couldn't do. It was a pride thing.

Afterward, I shot inside her and we went back to the bowling alley. She started playing the video games there and I noticed she was leaking. She didn't even clean herself out!

 

[gynecologist]

I went out with the town whore one time. Her nickname was "stink puss" (no lie). I started getting her clothes off and sure enough I got a wiff of the stink from the pink. I told myself I had to pull a Captain Kirk (to boldly go where no man had gone before) just to tell the guys I did something they couldn't do. It was a pride thing.

Afterward, I shot inside her and we went back to the bowling alley. She started playing the video games there and I noticed she was leaking. She didn't even clean herself out!

Hey she must of really liked you bro to keep your stuff in her like that..

 

[kingbill]

Only once then I rolled her on her back.

:aktion033

 

[fucnluc]

I've never had a twat that hasn't smelt like a raw fish, some less than others. That's one of a pussys main characteristics, smelly. It's probably because I've had two nose operations because I've broken it twice and have a very keen sense of smell.

They key is in what the poster stated before. Use your fingers more than your tongue when you spit it up and get it real wet it's even MORE enjoyable for the lady because you can flick your finger faster than your tongue.

 

[BlueWolf]

Apart from a question of hygiene, the odor can be quite strong during ovulation. Go down on her the rest of the month, including during her periods. She'll be happy and will laugh at your red nose.